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Imagine losing your cruelty, malice, and will to dominate all life forms simply for lack of a device that could easily be clipped onto a link of your infernal chainmail.
If Sauron had carried the One Ring into battle on his trusty keychain instead of wearing it in full view of his enemies, he might have saved his pointer finger and would still be in possession of his lava-forged jewelry.
Don’t be like Sauron. When you need to carry your Ring into battle, through a dimly lit Dwarven mine, or down the street to pick up some Benadryl, be sure it’s the One Ring keychain. Though it might not turn you invisible, it’s sure to put a touch of Black Speech poetry to your everyday ensemble.
This little thing is so sturdy, you could pin it to Gollum’s loincloth and tell him to go traipsing across the Dead Marshes without ever thinking twice about it falling off. Whether or not Gollum would actually give it back to you is another matter. Also, if you’re the type who likes to decorate your backpack, a One Ring keychain dangling from the back zipper of your JanSport makes it look like you’re setting off on an epic quest to destroy Isildur’s Bane. As soon as the bell rings and class is over, you’re out the door and headed for Bree.
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While everyone else walks around with their heart-shaped keychains dangling from their backpacks and belt-loops like they just raided the bargain bin at Wal-Mart, go one step closer to the Wraith-world with your One Ring keychain.
